What color is your coffee mug?

One of the long standing questions of our time... but really, what does your coffee mug say about you?

Utilitarian and discreet...

Like millions of Americans, every day I am presented with the challenge of choosing the correct mug for my morning coffee. This might seems like a simple task, but in office situations, no decision is too meager. 

You first want to ask, "what does my coffee mug say about me?" Choosing the wrong kind could make you come off as arrogant, intrusive and just plain annoying:

This says to me "It's early and I want to confuse you with my mug". The morning headache upon trying to comprehend what this says is not appreciated.

Is this supposed to be pretty? Strange and kind of creepy is more like it.









You mean you're drinking coffee because you are tired??? Who would have thought?... Thank you captain obvious.









You're not drinking COFFEE are you??

For the hipster in all of us











I suppose parents will stop with the shameful self promotion of their kids, when their kids stop buying them these shameful mugs...
For Father's day why not get dad a gift card!

OK... Note to self... stay away from THIS guy